December 2011
Who’s out in Manc celebrating the end of an eventful year?
Was on the train coming home and I got a text from my mate who is back from Australia that I haven’t seen in 3 years saying “I’ll be at yours at 18:15”.
HOLY FUCK.
I can’t wait to get back to Manchester today. Was good seeing family but I’m stoked to go home.
Thought i’d have a needed day off drinking, but the pub with dad seemed a better idea. At what point is whiskey a good idea at 7? I generally hate whiskey.
Feel too pissed to even be sitting on a train. I’m so worried about falling asleep and ending up in Cleethorpes or some shite.
Had to get the 7:35 train. Got up at 7:30. Shithouse. Still pissed. Bring on the day.
I LOVE MYSELF, BETTER THAN YOU.
Chalk Circle - April Fool.
80’s one hit wonder wrapped up in a can.
Pre-drink/pre-lash/anything like that.
Lame as fuck.
OH SHIT FUCK
The hounds of love are hunting me.
I really detest the hype for shit Nike trainers.
“Got Zooey Deschanel’s Christmas album on, got full chub over her voice.”
FULL CHUB.
IT'S CHRITMAS.
Ahuuuuuuuuh!
Beer time.
Oh, and merry Christmas!
I don’t think I’ll be getting much at all this christmas.
I really don’t care. I genuinely don’t really like getting presents off people like Mum e.t.c. because I don’t like her spending her money on me when I’m 19. Parents have to spend a shit ton when they have young kids who don’t understand the whole process and I think that when you get a bit older,...
Thought I’d be a cunt and completely cover Josh’s presents in sellotape so they areĀ impossibleĀ to open. Pretty much laminated in tape. Was wrapping the last one and realised I never took any of the prices off any of them.
Trying to hack my way back in.
Still, this is more exciting than a Nicolas Cage movie.
LEWIS TURNER KNOWS NO SOCIAL NETWORKING LIMITS
GIVE FUCK. WE’RE ALL GOING BACK TO BEBO. DEAL WITH IT.
What’s with all the hype? Is it pancake day tomorrow or something?
EVERYBODY GET UP IT’S TIME TO SLAM NOW
WE GOT A REAL JAM GOIN’ DOWN
WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM
HERE’S YOUR CHANCE, DO YOUR DANCE AT THE SPACE JAM
WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR IF YOU FEEL FINE
WE’RE GONNA TAKE IT INTO OVERTIME
WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM
HERE’S YOUR CHANCE, DO YOUR DANCE AT THE SPACE JAM